Week 01Early spring
Nettle
The plant that defends itself, then feeds you
Cook Nettle and potato soupForaged
Young nettle tops (top four leaves only, gloves on), onion, potato, stock, olive oil, black pepper.
Sweat the onion in the billy can, add diced potato and stock, simmer until soft, then throw in the washed nettle tops for two minutes. The sting dies the moment it meets heat. Blend or mash.
Iron, calcium and vitamin C, and more protein than almost any other wild green.
Move Sting and retreatHIIT
Two trees, twenty metres apart. Twenty seconds of hard shuttle running, forty seconds walking it off. Eight rounds. The nettle patch is the finish line nobody wants to overshoot.
Story
In the Wild Swans, the sister must weave eleven shirts from nettles in silence to break her brothers' curse. That is not invention. Nettle fibre was spun and woven in Britain and Scandinavia for centuries, and when cotton ran out in the First World War, German uniforms were made from it. The plant that hurts you is the plant that clothes you.
